doesnt matter how many times i read two characters pining for each other forced to share one bed, leaving space between them, only to wake up in each other’s arms after having slept better than they have in ages, i will never ever tire of it
this just made me realize… pretty much all of the monsterfuckers I know have some sort of disability or are LGBT+ (tho most of the LGBT+ ones also have disabilities; the rest might idk). I’m trying to think of one who doesn’t fit either/both categories and I’m coming up blank.
This is a REALLY good article about why monsters mean so much to trans folks, and it just… it says what I’ve never been able to articulate as a trans man who resonates with monsters.
I’m here today as your friendly neighbourhood biochemistry major to remind you that juice cleanses/detoxes ARE A HOAX! “Detoxing” by drinking smoothies and underconsuming necessary calories for your body function is not healthy. Your kidneys and your liver get rid of your body waste as a natural process. Do not trust brands and influencers that promote these “detox” cleanses. They are a hoax. They are creating a problem that does not exist.
Fruits and vegetables are healthy and if drinking smoothies is how you consume them, great! But, these diets are not “cleaning” your body of anything. Your body cleans itself more efficiently than any bullshit juice cleanse ever could.
Don’t trust this propaganda. Consume the vital calories your body needs.
Also: carbohydrates and fats are not your enemies.
Unless you’re on a very particular diet, your body needs carbohydrates. Carbs are your body’s main source of energy, particularly in the short term. It’s easier for your body to source energy from carbs than it is to source it from fat. It takes longer for that to happen. That’s why you lose fat only upon heavier exercise- your body ran out of carbs to metabolise and now it’s needing to source energy from your fatty tissues.
However, cutting out fats AND carbs from your diet is dangerous. Although it seems like fat is just what you have in parts of your body you’re not particularly pleased with, fat plays a crucial role in the human body. Some vitamins like vitamin A, D, and E, are only soluble in fat. Fat helps you absorb these vitamins.
Fat plays an EXTREMELY crucial role in your nervous system. It’s the reason why electrical impulses can propagate so quickly in the nervous system- your brain can’t work without the fatty cells that surround your neurons.
Please do not starve your body of the essential nutrients it needs. If you are health conscious, consume carbs from healthier sources like bananas, oats, and potatoes. Similarly, get your fats from healthier sources like fish, nuts, olive oil, and avocados. But please, give your body the essential nutrients it needs to survive.
Warnings: language, angst and fluff, descriptions of a dead body, no real smut in this one but there is some nudity and touching, uhhh i think thats it tbh
A/N: Omg hi hi hello this was written in a week and a half so please be gentle, also I’m back on my linguistics bullshit and I can absolutely guarantee a vast majority of it is inaccurate
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Everybody is asleep and you’re just a complete mess.
today one of my flatmates tripped while doing the dishes and my other flatmate, who for three seconds genuinely believed he was about to be stabbed with a kitchen knife, just frantically yelled BUT WHY, DUDE? and i think that is the realest interaction that has ever taken place in this household
given the fact that this is the second time this week alone we have had an accident related to someone gesticulating enthusiastically with a kitchen knife while cooking, you would think we would have outlawed holding knifes during discussions by now. but no, the only things forbidden in the kitchen are the floss dance and talking about milfs
Caesar and Brutus.
obsessed with the implication that gaius julius caesar, roman statesman, general and later dictator, as well as his close confidante markus brutus, who would later go on to betray him, were also obsessed with talking about milfs
December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]
“This fight is greater than me just beating up a guy that’s talking a lot of shit. This fight means a lot to me, so when I get a chance to put my hands on this guy let’s just know it’s the wrath of every single immigrant that has stepped foot in this country.” - Kamaru Usman